I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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Hi there. My name is Rachel. My blog basically consists of anything I relate to, think is funny, or just like on my dashboard. I LOVE YOU ALL.
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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“I’M IN A BUCKET”
This is adding a ray of light in an otherwise extremely cloudy mood. Laughed so hard
I don’t normally reblog babies but…
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can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been too scared to say
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i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
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and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.
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Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?
This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.
When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.
WHAT!!?!?!?!?
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that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanit
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if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
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